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Telegram

@catfood1312v3

Signal

catfood.1312

Threema

HXDWXF9K

Frequently asked Questions

  • Download Cake Wallet for iOS/Android to buy, send, swap and manage crypto
  • Get yourself some XMR, LTC, BTC, MATIC, ETH, BNB and send it to the wallet that will be provided when placing an order.
  • If you buy from KYC exchanges like Binance/Bitpanda/Coinbase/ect. you must first transfer your funds to a self custody wallet you control! (OPSEC!)
  • Make sure to set an appropriate transaction fee and include it in the transaction (for BTC check HERE)
  • In times of high volatility we might refuse any other crypto besides XMR. You can swap your crypto for XMR within cake or HERE
  • Recommended Crypto Sources: Bisq, Retoswap, Monero.com

  • Basic mail (only Intl.) +5€ (2-14 Days)
  • Einschreiben Einwurf (DE) +10€ (24-48h)
  • DHL DE (only large bulky orders) +15€ (24-72h)
  • Einschreiben International +10€ (2-7 Days registered mail)
  • Einschreiben Intl. XL +15€ (2-7 Days)
Residential, Work, Hotel, Airbnb adresses are recommended.
Packstations and Postfiliale work too, no reships/refunds with those though.
100% Reship if delivery fails due to mistakes on our part.
0% If it fails due to reasons beyond our control
(postal service fuck-ups, wrong address was provided, delivered status, international ect.)
Before a reship/refund is considerable, the shipment must have been undelivered for at least 14 business-days.(DE)

Hold up!

Think before you act! Do some research first:

In most cases, tracking numbers are not communicated directly to customers due to the additional effort and risk involved.
In case of problems, tracking numbers can help to solve the situation.
Should a serious issue arise (no earlier than 3 business days after the dispatch date), you can ask the retailer for the tracking number

Do not ask the vendor to check the tracking status for you!

Tue-Sat 14:00

We strive to ship your order within 24h after payment is confirmed

Our Berlin delivery service is invite-only.
First timers need to be vouched for by a registered previous delivery client of ours.
Simply have them send us a message containing your Telegram/Signal @ username or Threema ID,
(set one up if you haven't done so yet) and you're good to go.
In the meantime, you're welcome to make use of our mail order service. 👍

You're welcome vouch for a new invitee.
Please explain to them how our service works, to minimize friction.
Note that in case of any issues with the invitee, the vouching party will be blocked as well;
so do be certain that the person is trustworthy, discreet and reliable - just as we strive to be.
Offering someone a vouch in exchange for money or other favours is not permitted and will lead to the exclusion of both parties from our services.

The Berlin service area